Friday, November 6, 2009

The Art Of Block Shots


Attention all ballerz & top defenders.Some guys will go coast to coast & gets the easy lay-up or posterized you.But some of you won't let that happen & decided to put on a stop,a full stop by creating the most beautiful block ever made by man today.It all started with tremendous blocks by the legendary players such as Bill Russell & Kareem Abdul Jabaar.Their determination & patience on the court brought up the hype and art of blocking today,& many of them did that.Even the likes of Nate Robinson loves to block shots from big dudes like Yao Ming.So,below are the list I named myself and by inspiration plus the creativity by the players themselves on the way they react upon their ways of block shots.

1-On-1 Blocks : The defenders are prepared to take on anyone,whether the guy brings the rock from coast to coast or he intends to play a 1-on-1 game play,the defender will take him on and blocks at all cost.

Coast to Coast Chaser : This is the type of blocking where the offence made a mistake by fumbling the ball or turns over by giving it away to the defence,& now the defence sprints on the court & heading towards the rim but eventually there will be 1 of the offence players that will chase him and by correct timing and dedication,he manage to block the suppose-to-be easy lay-up from behind.

High 5 Board Blocks : This is the type of block shots that some players love to do when they came from behind and stops from any attempt shots.Such as Steve Francis & Michael Jordan had done this type of blocks,the ball was release in the air by the shooter and they came high flying and blocks the ball by slapping it to the board hard.

I'll Take That Blocks : This kind is a part luck-part strong hands by the shot blockers which they block the shots in any kind by not tapping it away,instead,they intend to catch the ball and grip it and keep it into their possession.

Top Of The Mountain Blocks : Well,you rarely see this kind of block because it is the unsafe ways of blocking.But Dwight Howard always does this block when the shooter made an attempted shot and he will jump high in the air & he doesn't really care who he lands on their backs as long as he manage to put the ball away.He did it once on Ray Allen where after he blocks Ray Ray's shot,he lands on Allen's back & Allen was like,"yo,wtf?",haha.

Get Outta Here Blocks : This block is famous for those shot blockers who loves to smack the ball hard and taps it away into the crowd and see how far can the ball go,the fan's 1st row,2nd?or mayb 4th row?The likes of K-Mart,Birdman Andersen and Amare has done this kind of hard blocks.

Gotcha' Blocks : Gotcha' stands for a sneak-from-behind methods.The shot blocker would jump from behind and eventually taps the ball away from the shooter and that depends on their next action.Wade made a distance 3-pointer shot when he blocked Amare from behind.Kobe did too againts T-Mac back when T-Mac was with the Magics.

I Assist You Blocks : This one is the common ones which we all always watch.The ones where there will be two player involve just to make one single block shot.Where the offence player will make/try a lay-up attempt by hope or by cope while there is one pressuring him,& the other defender prepares for the art of block defence.

Size Doesn't Matter Blocks : Well,it's typical,but like what it says,size doesn't matter,it involves big man blocks small guys and small guys too wants to block big dudes.Easy meaning it's like Shaq blocks Tony Parker and Nate blocks Yao Ming.

Do Or Posterized Blocks : The last art of block shots,where guys that goes for crazy dunks vs. guys that goes for heavy blocks.Well,it's easy,if the dude manages to smack the rock away,he wins,if he fails,he's posterized!!!

So,ladies & gents,which art of block shots do you have?You wanna know?U gotta step on the court and show your dedication,determination and patience while defence mode,and you will see the incoming results,holla'.


Wednesday, November 4, 2009

My Review on AC Milan vs. Real Madrid 4/11/2009



Wat's smokin' people?I bet most of u watched the Milan vs. Madrid game early tis morning rite?Say it was around 3:40 am rite?Yea,I watched it too.& I thought that I would love to give my own opinion about the game.Not that i'm a total football fanatic or a football fan,but it was just too many things to say about the game itself.
Well,it all started when I took da control & change da channel from a boring old school movie and press 812,& there it was,rite on time,ESPN live with Champions League match between da 9th time Euro champs vs. 7th time Euro winners.I'm not gonna whine all da way on why didn't they score more or how did they scored da goals,but i'm jz gonna give away my thoughts tat mayb sum of u might agree wit me.
Ok,Benzema's goal was kinda flashy & thanks to Kaka' actually for kicking the ball towards & directly to Dida,& again,Dida fumbles da ball,I mean,he didn't push da ball hard enough & actually give it to Benzema to break da deadlock.From that point,i've realized sumthing,wat was Kaka' thinking?
U see,Kaka' was actually trying to score against his old club over & over again wat was he thinking??? but eventually he didn't try hard enough.But i'm sure,from da first meeting,Kaka' didn't really have da intension on to score against Milan cuz in da newspaper,he said that he didn't want to score against Milan but if he ONLY has da opening,then tat will be a different story.But then,God he kicks & kicks & keeps on kicking like Dida was a high school goalkeeper.
Then there was Pato,now I noe why Milan decided to sell Gilardino,he likes to dive like da field was a bloody swimming pool I guez because he wasn't gud enough at Milan.But Pato?naaa~h,he wasn't a striker material as well.Mayb cuz he is stil young,but heck,I realized that he & Gilardino have 2 things in common,they both are fragile easy to fall like imbalance retards and they love to act let's say,DIVING.
I watched the entire minutes,& Pato was on da ground most of the time.Wat da heck?Yea he scored da equalising & winning goal during their first meeting but da 2nd?He barely kicked da ball towards da goal.All he did was whine & complaint to da ref while he was on da grass sitting like there's no 2moro.
Now here is da best part.The referee himself.Well,bsides than being fat on da front & da tired looks,he was also plain blind & stupid I guez.U see,i may not be a referee,or a specialist in deciding when to call a foul,nor i'm not a football player,but from what I've watched from da game,it was totally like a game of American Football,not those football which they use to kick the ball.But the players were all ramming & banging each other like wat we malays like to call main bola kampung as if the ref isn't there.But true,da ref was blind.First,i've noticed from da 1st half,Kaka' was running 4 da ball,& Oddo was rite behind him,shoving Kaka' with his elbow & a slight push,but da ref waves play on,wat da heck?It was a clear foul from da ref's angle & point of view.
There was more,da controversial penalty which Ronaldinho scored.C'mon,Pepe was going 4 da ball,& i wasn't really sure who tried 4 da cross,was it Zambrotta or Ambrosini,heck,who cares,but eventually da ball that da Milan player crossed hit Pepe's arm.Now,I wasn't sure tat it was unintentional handball or not,but 2 me,he slide tackles & of course,it's a moving motion where u slide & ur hand sticks out.So,shud it be a penalty or not,u decide,but 4 me,da ref made a horrible call.
Then again,there was stil Pato,seeking a foul call from da referee which da referee ignores serves Pato right actually,crybaby or mayb he was stil blind or plain stupid,again.That part,i wudn't want to comment much.
Last but not least,da camera man.Poor guy,imagine us watching da tv screen & keeps on goin left right left right,can't believe how did da camera man do it,he must be like "guys,stop playing so fast la,penat la need 2 chase ur movement like this",hahaha.
Anyways,watever u guys think is possible,do leave a comment ayte,bsides,i'm just an ordinary blogger,haha.


Monday, November 2, 2009

1st Semester (We Rise From Dust & Ash)

Life was never better than da way we start it all in a single nite.That goes to Coccyx's 1st ever performance on stage during Sportrec's annual dinner ceremony.Well,yea they train day in nite out,tanx 2 da full effort by Kijang our dance instructor til' we're out of Arau,Adek & Nikki 4 their support towards Kijang's school of dance.
They manage 2 pull of sum gud tricks,steps and dance muv but da song?damn it was beneath da level crap which they all manage 2 practice & make it happen tat nite.
Sure there was certain funny parts which not all of them can literally speaking,can dance,which is,most of them were all sticks & stones not like those witout bones if u noe wat i'm sayin'.But heck,tat was our starting line.They fired da gun and we sprint til' we ave nuthin left 2 give.& guez wat,we made it thru.
Jz 4 ur entertainment,I manage 2 find da video,& hope all of da viewers enjoy it as much as i do with tears of laughter & sarcastic comments.


Sunday, November 1, 2009

1st Semester (The Groups)

Alrite,not everyone is born to be a gud leader & not all shud be a follower 4ever,& yes,among ourselves we too had our own groups,thinkers,believers not those kultus believers,followers and many more to be mention.But technically,it was just for fun & to see who has the leadership quality and who can be the most loyal being to our own leaders or being a gud double-face-agent.For instance,let me say tis guy,------------------->
who creates da group T.T.M(Teman Tapi Mesra)--->
which during tat time most of us were single but we had our own partner-to-be vs. tis guy,----------------------------------------------->
who eventually had his own group which is well known as da High Clans ------------------------------------------->
da name didn't exist until our 3rd semester actually.We had the contest BELFEST BRAWL on which of da 2 most popular NOT group can stay on top & da group tat survives gives their leader an advantage,tat is da power to lead & to controll through out da whole 5-leftover-semesters.& sadly,or happily to others T.T.M split up da following semester due to lack of man power.Each & evry1 of their group members had their own path to follow.& for da High Clans,they manage to get along & expand to greater size until they finish their 3 years of attendance at Arau.
But tat didn't stop T.T.M's group leader from trying to create another group to compete wun't he?well,you'll be reading more about this soon.
P.S.-T.T.M manage to pull out sum fun during their brief time together.

1st Semester (We were born)

Well,here I am.Back again on da blog after a year missing in action due to certain circumstances which i 4got my blog's log in password tat i cud not avoid.Anyways,I promised a 3-years-life-story,so here is where it all begins.We 1st came in to Arau not knowing each other or like heck-who-cares at all.But tanx to a certain activity tat da campus made 4 da students,we were able to tag along.Well,a few of us actually.Only 4 of us participate da event,cuz it was a Karaoke competition.

Raja,who sang Dato' Siti's song,i cudn't remember da song title but it was fabulous & she was da champ of da day,haha.





Ida sang da song Biarlah Rahsia,& sing her heart out or shud i say throat out but it was nice.Da other two major low riders were myself first nite superstar & Wahab da freaking mandiblelator which we sang a duet why did i? of Ronan Keating's When U Say Nothing At All.


Anyways,it was a 1 day event,til' tat nite,we coccyxians conquer da whole of da Mushroom not shrooms,it's a lepakking place.Later on,mayb a few days after or a week after,i juz can't remember da date,but anyways,i manage to pull of a gathering among ourselves at Kangar's Pizza Hut.

& there it was,where we got closed to each other & got to noe each other more.From here,is where da fun REALLY begins.